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Kramer The Dermatologist
Kramer acts like a dermatologist so that George can get a picture of Kruger with his shirt off. During his inspection, Kruger trusts and believes in everything that Kramer says because he claims to be a "Juilliard-trained dermatologist."
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brings you here
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I don't know
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this
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looks like
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holidays
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where do you suppose that could have come from
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OJ
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anybody to
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just send the package taken months at a reduced cop to it what brand of perverted science do you practice
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suggesting I somehow infected you on purpose
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I want the antidote pebble Popper
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you're insane
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and I
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you touch my bank cited the magic that
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there is no god
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but Allah thanks
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Paige George
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Hey
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doc
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we do one %HESITATION screening in here
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now I don't
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know what you have done a little bit
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dot
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Amos is perfect
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I need you to go in and pretend you're a doctor and check this guy from all smoke
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freckles ugly because
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just to get a picture of him with his shirt off
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really cook it up a little scheme here
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but let's get in a quick
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quick quick quick
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meal mammal
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and approximately thirty to sixty years of age
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away
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who
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indeterminate
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okay a Mister Kruger and
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we're gonna take a photo now for the record so if you'll lie
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stand up please give me a and
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a big smile
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on another
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that
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that's that's not
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okay
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yes let's have a look see
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so
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fire burned from the shirt on left shoulder
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to keep my eye on
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that
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nnova long have you been doing this doctor van Nostrand or
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in a long long time
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yes I've seen mall so big they have their own malls
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freckles that cover treatment
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the how my looking
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%HESITATION so far so good
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if
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I really
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want
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George we got a problem
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rock
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well he's got a mole
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on his shoulder
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very suspicious
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Helen you're concerned about it is you see somebody else
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George why would I a Juilliard trained dermatologists and then
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to another doctor
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version
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a dermatologist that he thinks I'm
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going to betray that trust
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is what I want to do I think I can get a section that I go to I want I want I so
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if I can grab my slicer if you hold still
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in the Dallas
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but then my boss is the ultrathin he'll barely feeling
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no
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it's my
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medical opinion that you're making
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a big mistake
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and it's going
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in my chart
