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Seinfeld
The Human Fund
George lies to Mr. Kruger, his boss, about a charity called The Human Fund so that he can pocket the money. Mr. Kruger finds out that there is no such charity, and George has to justify himself.
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we've got a problem
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memo appear
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from accounting
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telling me there's no such thing
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as the human fund
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well this
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could be
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but there is a
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well I
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could
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I could give the money back
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yeah
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George I don't get it
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there's no human fund those donation cars
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were fake
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you better have a damn good reason why you gave me
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a fake Christmas gift
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I
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gave out the fake card because of him
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I don't really celebrate
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Christmas I
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I celebrate
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festivus
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feminist
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festivus
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so
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I was afraid that I would be persecuted for my beliefs
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they draw blood family out of both sides
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you make it all listen
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to all Nowshera festivus is all too real
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I could prove it
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if I have to
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yeah you probably shouldn
