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The Office
Do Not Mock List
00:00 - 03:52
In an attempt to be sensitive, Micahel creates a list of things that the office members cannot mock about each other, which brings to light his lack of awareness to culture and feelings.

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the most fundamental thing about sensitivity training
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is that you cannot make fun
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of a person for something or some action that they have done that they regret
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you can only make fun of things
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that they have control over
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like Oscar
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is gay
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that is his choice
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we can make fun of that I did not choose to fall into a koi pond
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- you still can't make fun of people for race or gender or sexual orientation religion who let who let the lemon head
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into the room you are a waste of life and you should give up
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is what I want to say
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but I won't because that is why
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we are doing this right now so Toby welcome to sensitivity training for real
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show of hands
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who here has been
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Coy ponded
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who here has been the butt
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of a joke that is gone too far
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Phyllis Michael you make fun of us every day
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every single day you never said anything
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we have countless time well it is hard to tell the difference between you guys saying stop because I want you to stop or stop as in stop you're making
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me
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laugh so hard what you're doing is so funny
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you are on a roll I am busting a gut stop
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that's never been the case
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we are going to make
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a do
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not
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mock
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list okay
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anything
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that we think might be out of bounds we put on this list
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anything you put on this list you cannot be teased about
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got it
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I'm gonna kick it off
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let's see what I have to put
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on the list
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right
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okay
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I also
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have fallen into the fountain at the Steamtown Mall
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fell it is second Felton
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can you kick me out of the meeting now
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go
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go
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starting today
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teasing will no longer be tolerated
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you mean there's no teasing
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of any kind no no no just things that are on the list that is the beauty of it okay who else who else right come on
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I don't want people making fun of my nose
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your nose
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it's too small
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the geometric proportions of my face are perfect in every way but one
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my nose is too small
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I mean it still works I can smell things I just
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have to be a lot closer than most people
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why that is small
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just write it down please
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can you breathe okay
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what keeps her glasses on
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it's on a list everybody no I haven't finished writing
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did you sneeze it off
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that's it
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no more
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okay
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who else who else everybody get their chance I don't want people making fun of my weight
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okay that's two broads got to be something else
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how about your stomach
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yum
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who else
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I'm very sensitive about my petite figure
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oh God
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I am I'm afraid of being thrown around like a football
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well you know Nicole Richie might think that you are fat
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does that make you feel better
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Meredith
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I don't want to say it out loud
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okay fine come on up here right at yourself
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and don't sign your name to it and nobody look
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look away look away
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well I really didn't want to put it on the board but I thought maybe it was gonna come out somehow so
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what do you do
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okay
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some of you may have noticed I'm in the kind of
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ill-defined
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relationship
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type of thing okay what do you want me to write
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just put Kelly
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that's still going on I will claw your tiny nose off
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it's on the list Creed
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your turn
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if I write it down I can't be charged with it
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