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The Office
Prison Mike
00:00 - 04:12
Michael is upset that one of the employees stated that prison was better than working in the office, so he takes on the Prison Mike persona, stereotyping all prisoners.
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Video Transcript
0:00
all right everybody there has been
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a lot of name-calling against our office today
0:05
corporate maligning slurring
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much of it coming from one of you
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who claims that prison
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is better
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than here
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and none of us can say boo because none of us have ever been to prison
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well
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there's somebody I'd like you to meet
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somebody else
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who has been to prison
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you can tell you what it is
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really
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like
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I'm prison Mike
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you know why they call me prison Mike
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do you really expect us to believe you're somebody do you really expect me to not push you up against the wall [censored]
0:46
alright hey yeah that's just the way we talk in the clink
0:50
but a lot of fun talk about prison today
0:53
but I am here to scare you straight
0:56
I am it is Gaius
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in prison you are somebody's [censored]
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all with you
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you my friend would be the belle of the ball don't drop the soap don't drop the soap Michael please
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where did you learn all this
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internet
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so not prison
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and prison
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50/50
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boat
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look prison stinks
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is what I'm saying it's not like you can go home
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and
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recharge batteries and come back in the morning and be
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with your friends having fun in the office
1:35
would you do prison Mike
1:37
I stole
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and I robbed
1:42
and I kidnapped the president's son
1:46
and held him for ransom
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that is quite the rap sheet prison Mike and I never got caught neither
1:53
prison
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but
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prison Mike what was the food like in prison
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gruel
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sandwiches
2:00
gruel omelettes nothing but gruel
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plus
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you can eat your own hair
2:05
wow
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prison sounds
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horrible
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yeah
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yeah well thank you Andy
2:11
tanks
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with Mike
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what's the very very worst thing about prison
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encourage
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the worst thing about prison
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was the
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was the Dementors they
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were flying all over the place and they were scary and then they come down and they suck the soul out of your body and in height
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than that Dementors like in Harry Potter
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no not Harry Potter
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there are no movies in prison
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this is my point you guys got a soft and cushy
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this place is freaking awesome
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the People Are Awesome your boss is nice
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everybody seems to get along
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people are tolerant people who have jumped to conclusions can redeem themselves
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nobody's nobody's [censored] I hope that this scared you
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and for me prison Mike to you I just want to thank you
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for listening to me
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letting me be a part of your life today
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because you got a good life
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got a good life
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a good life
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so
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what do you think
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it doesn't sound so great
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does it
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wow
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thank you
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that must have been hard for you to relive that
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both of you
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yet that
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wasn't really
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at all
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my experience it
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is certain elements of what you've performed as seen on television
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but it didn't remind me of my time in prison
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okay
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okay fine
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you guys think
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prison is so great
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all right
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well
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here you go
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okay Michael come on let us
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know if you think prison is so wonderful then enjoy prison
4:01
they are such
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babies I'm going to leave them in there
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until they can appreciate what it's like
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to have freedom
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and if this doesn't bother them
