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Seinfeld
A Wife For a Discount
Jerry does something nicer for his dry cleaner, who then extends his family a discount. Jerry's girlfriend claims to be his wife in order to get the discount.
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well what do you want to get some breakfast pancakes
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oh no come on you know I'm getting pancakes I don't know that well we can't both get pancakes it's embarrassing like one step from the couple's address
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a life
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I'll get the short stack
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that's why I love you
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59
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we just got back from breakfast pancakes would Dynamite hey is that my maple syrup
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oh
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yeah
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got to
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do you got
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let the learn about pancakes
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my wife
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she died eight years ago
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I've been looking all over for this
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why it's a lucky thing I put the jacket on but how did it get in the pocket well you see it chain is broken I must have slipped them on I was
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wow
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but tie my house upside down looking for this
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it's all I have left of her
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touching
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you know what I'm gonna do for you
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I'm gonna give you and your family 25% off all your dry cleaning
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it's done
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all right
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well I guess I get it too because
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I'm his wife
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I didn't know you were married
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oh yeah
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you're my wife
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Meryl
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Meryl Seinfeld
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not sure you get the discount though
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you might regret that because the money my wife spends on clothes get him to the cleaners that's
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so nuts about you I thought it was fun being single but when you meet a woman like this you don't walk to get married you'll run
