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The Andy Griffith Show
The Marriage Counselor
Andy takes on the role as marriage counselor when a couple in town can't seem to get along.
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am I going to do with you what am I going to do is he would just keep a big cock
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throw the book at him
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wouldn't do any good Jenny just pick it up and throw it back at Fred
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I'd lock them up and throw away the key well that wouldn't do any good either
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because this soon as they get out that started all over again
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Fred you and Jenny I declare you're just as guilty as all get-out
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I just don't know what in the world to do with you
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ever since you moved down here you go
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along with everybody else fine you nice folks now how come you can't get along with one another sharing did you ever try to get along with a rattlesnake
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now hold it hold it hold it now I am bound find out what starts these fights and then maybe we can work from there
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now what was it started the rally this morning
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I was at breakfast
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if you could call it that breakfast
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plate of food on the floor
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food
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that's flop wasn't fit for the Hawks
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oh it was good
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halt
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that's why I give it to you
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now what was the first thing you said this morning at The Breakfast Table
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first thing
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that's right
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first thing I say every morning
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what's that
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yeah
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what are you gonna do Andy
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well I believe we'll just try a little experiment here
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bread
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want you to sit down right back
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yeah and Jenny you said outright that
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do I have to set yes you have to set right down
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her Nat Nat Nat now this is you to over at your house at The Breakfast Table
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now Fred
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I want you to say something nice to Jenny
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what'd
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ya say something nice to Jen to her
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that's right I'd rather eat the slop real
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nice to Jenny or get locked up on themselves
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where am I
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I ain't going to work and he can't even think of one thing
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well now you think come hard but I'm sure Fred can work up to it
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let's see how about it how about a nice good morning just for a starter
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shaft that's crazy kind of head
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morning
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no
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not morning
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nice and polite like
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good morning
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now Fred said get locked up
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morning
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morning dear
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dear dear
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I'd rather die
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you can do it
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morning
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dear
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let me give me the real hard words because you're a lady now come on give it a try
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morning
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morning
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dear
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dear now you again Fred morning honey
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honey honey
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honey
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Sheriff a man just made out of Flesh and Blood you know
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come on Fred
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good morning honey
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and you think it'd help if I held us up to his head I think that might make it say
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morning honey
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morning honey
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so bad was it that wasn't so good neither I'd rather be called skunk face and honey like that
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that wasn't half bad for a starter now we'll do this every morning for 15 minutes till you get the Habit the what
